How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million)
Sankar Srinivasan
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Are you ready to risk it all in the most glorious way possible?
Step into the high-stakes world of day trading where YOLO is a strategy, Reddit is a research tool, and 100x leverage is just Monday morning.
In How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million), you'll laugh, cringe, and maybe cry as you explore the satirical journey of retail traders gone wild. This parody guide delivers hilariously bad advice on technical analysis, diamond hands, and emotional breakdowns — all wrapped in sarcasm sharp enough to slash a stop-loss order.
Learn how to:
Ignore all risk management rules (they're just suggestions)
Join pump-and-dump Discords full of "alpha"
Convince your parents that your Robinhood account is your 401(k)
Master candlestick patterns that look like chicken nuggets
Become emotionally attached to losing trades — it builds character
Perfect for frustrated traders, finance bros, and wannabe wolves of Wall Street, this book is a brutally honest joke — because sometimes the only thing you can do after a -78% drawdown is laugh.
📉 Warning: May cause excessive giggling, self-reflection, and sudden urges to delete your trading app.
Duration - 1h 42m.
Author - Sankar Srinivasan.
Narrator - Digital Voice Madison G.
Published Date - Thursday, 16 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Sankar Srinivasan ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Are you ready to risk it all in the most glorious way possible? Step into the high-stakes world of day trading where YOLO is a strategy, Reddit is a research tool, and 100x leverage is just Monday morning. In How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million), you'll laugh, cringe, and maybe cry as you explore the satirical journey of retail traders gone wild. This parody guide delivers hilariously bad advice on technical analysis, diamond hands, and emotional breakdowns — all wrapped in sarcasm sharp enough to slash a stop-loss order. Learn how to: Ignore all risk management rules (they're just suggestions) Join pump-and-dump Discords full of "alpha" Convince your parents that your Robinhood account is your 401(k) Master candlestick patterns that look like chicken nuggets Become emotionally attached to losing trades — it builds character Perfect for frustrated traders, finance bros, and wannabe wolves of Wall Street, this book is a brutally honest joke — because sometimes the only thing you can do after a -78% drawdown is laugh. 📉 Warning: May cause excessive giggling, self-reflection, and sudden urges to delete your trading app. Duration - 1h 42m. Author - Sankar Srinivasan. Narrator - Digital Voice Madison G. Published Date - Thursday, 16 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Sankar Srinivasan ©.
Language:
English
Introduction 4
Duration:00:07:01
Welcome to the Casino 11
Duration:00:09:27
Leverage — The Spicy Seasoning of Losses 20
Duration:00:08:42
Indicators? I Hardly Know Her! 26
Duration:00:10:03
Reddit Research & YouTube Gurus 37
Duration:00:08:38
Diamond Hands & Paper Portfolios 43
Duration:00:08:39
The Art of Buying the Top 50
Duration:00:07:57
Stop-Losses Are for Cowards 56
Duration:00:08:54
Screenshot Wins, Delete the Losses 62
Duration:00:08:01
The Ritual of Revenge Trading 68
Duration:00:09:23
From Boom to Bust — The Fast Track to Humility 75
Duration:00:08:19
Epilogue: At Least You Tried 81
Duration:00:07:45