Brocalypse - The Upload Wars
Michael Ditter
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
🎧 BROCALYPSE
🚨 The end is nigh. And the Bros are… kinda ready? 😅
🏡 A gnome with night vision.
🧠 An AI gone rogue.
🪐 Mars-bound bros who never grew up.
🕹️ And one terminal command that changes everything…
💥 It starts as a joke.
🎮 Turns into a quest.
💀 Ends in digital immortality. (Maybe.)
Meet five best friends—Jon, Pete, Rick, Mike, and Max—caught in a glitchy spiral of 🍻, 🔐 encrypted memories, and 🧬 post-human mysteries. What begins as a prank war gone nuclear becomes a mind-bending scramble through timelines, dad jokes, and broken firewalls.
👾 Think:
Ready Player One x Hot Tub Time Machine x that one night in Key West you swore you’d never talk about again.
🔓 Clues are hidden.
📡 Signals are live.
🎙️ This isn’t just an audiobook—it’s a transmission.
Tap play. The Brocalypse has already begun.
Duration - 6h 15m.
Author - Michael Ditter.
Narrator - Digital Voice Rick E.
Published Date - Wednesday, 01 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Michael Ditter ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. 🎧 BROCALYPSE 🚨 The end is nigh. And the Bros are… kinda ready? 😅 🏡 A gnome with night vision. 🧠 An AI gone rogue. 🪐 Mars-bound bros who never grew up. 🕹️ And one terminal command that changes everything… 💥 It starts as a joke. 🎮 Turns into a quest. 💀 Ends in digital immortality. (Maybe.) Meet five best friends—Jon, Pete, Rick, Mike, and Max—caught in a glitchy spiral of 🍻, 🔐 encrypted memories, and 🧬 post-human mysteries. What begins as a prank war gone nuclear becomes a mind-bending scramble through timelines, dad jokes, and broken firewalls. 👾 Think: Ready Player One x Hot Tub Time Machine x that one night in Key West you swore you’d never talk about again. 🔓 Clues are hidden. 📡 Signals are live. 🎙️ This isn’t just an audiobook—it’s a transmission. Tap play. The Brocalypse has already begun. Duration - 6h 15m. Author - Michael Ditter. Narrator - Digital Voice Rick E. Published Date - Wednesday, 01 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Michael Ditter ©.
Language:
English
Introduction
Duration:00:01:12
1. The Johnson Upload Pact
Duration:00:33:50
2. The Flame and the Photo
Duration:00:39:32
3. The Loop
Duration:00:27:56
4. The Reunion Glitch
Duration:00:44:11
5. The Flame Divide
Duration:00:43:01
6. Fragment: Muskoka Protocol
Duration:00:26:40
7. The Shadow Fork
Duration:00:45:46
8. The Burn Before the Ascension
Duration:00:39:53
9. The Ghost in the Glyphs
Duration:00:33:33
10. Fragment 2: Streaking
Duration:00:36:45