Janet Does Everything:
Van Evan Fuller
Janet Does Everything: A Poetical Hodgepodge for Children, Adults and the Undecided is an eclectic collection of verse in the tradition of such rhymesters as Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear and W. S. Gilbert. Subjects range from the remarkable Janet (who does everything) to Vlad the Impaler (really!) to chihuahuas encountering alien spacecraft to ravenous tigers and Old Testament prophets on vacation.
Not enough? You’ll also find political and cultural critiques (sometimes brutal, but always softened by humor) and a touch of pure surrealism. Looking for overblown bogus Shakespearean verse? That’s here, too.
Janet Does Everything is the work of Van Evan Fuller, who (through some remarkable coincidence) is also the illustrator. Mr. Fuller has been an artist/illustrator since 1980, when computers were powered by kerosene and the only Amazon was full of piranhas. As a semi-ancient person, Mr. Fuller writes in the intricate, traditional style that strictly observes the rules of rhyme and meter. He ignores the rules for everything else.
©2025 Van Evan Fuller (P)2025 Van Evan Fuller
Duration - 59m.
Author - Van Evan Fuller.
Narrator - Van Evan Fuller.
Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Van Evan Fuller ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Janet Does Everything: A Poetical Hodgepodge for Children, Adults and the Undecided is an eclectic collection of verse in the tradition of such rhymesters as Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear and W. S. Gilbert. Subjects range from the remarkable Janet (who does everything) to Vlad the Impaler (really!) to chihuahuas encountering alien spacecraft to ravenous tigers and Old Testament prophets on vacation. Not enough? You’ll also find political and cultural critiques (sometimes brutal, but always softened by humor) and a touch of pure surrealism. Looking for overblown bogus Shakespearean verse? That’s here, too. Janet Does Everything is the work of Van Evan Fuller, who (through some remarkable coincidence) is also the illustrator. Mr. Fuller has been an artist/illustrator since 1980, when computers were powered by kerosene and the only Amazon was full of piranhas. As a semi-ancient person, Mr. Fuller writes in the intricate, traditional style that strictly observes the rules of rhyme and meter. He ignores the rules for everything else. ©2025 Van Evan Fuller (P)2025 Van Evan Fuller Duration - 59m. Author - Van Evan Fuller. Narrator - Van Evan Fuller. Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Van Evan Fuller ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:16
Copyright
Duration:00:00:35
Dedication
Duration:00:00:15
Foreward
Duration:00:02:10
Janet Does Everything
Duration:00:02:03
Poke a Tiger
Duration:00:00:14
Spudley’s Misfortune
Duration:00:00:28
The Various Adventures of Moses and Elijah
Duration:00:02:02
Haroo, Haroo!
Duration:00:00:32
An Unsatisfactory Limerick
Duration:00:00:20
Three Little Kittens
Duration:00:00:34
Great Spanish Painters of the 20th Century
Duration:00:00:23
Stop Drawing Anime!
Duration:00:01:48
The Possibly Somewhat True Story of Vlad the Impaler
Duration:00:11:35
Three Little Kittens Experiment With Breakfast
Duration:00:00:19
Android Love
Duration:00:02:25
The Fate of the Curmudgeon
Duration:00:00:32
This Woe I Got
Duration:00:00:31
The Kangerine
Duration:00:01:50
The Wrath of Bowser Schnauzer
Duration:00:00:49
Tolstoy Bolshoi Borzoi
Duration:00:00:30
Soliloquy From the Cubicle
Duration:00:08:16
Social Justice Warriors
Duration:00:00:49
Old Doc Dachshund
Duration:00:00:22
Patchwork Pete
Duration:00:00:31
The Ordeal of Liz and Ichabod
Duration:00:00:49
Light Verses Composed On the Eve of the Apocalypse, Maybe
Duration:00:03:09
Crime and Punishment
Duration:00:01:34
On Tennis
Duration:00:01:53
The Interruption of Delilah Dunk
Duration:00:02:41
The Mean Little King
Duration:00:02:02
Everyone Hates Your Poetry
Duration:00:01:50
Prometheus and Persephone In Crisis
Duration:00:01:00
The Miraculous Adventure of Doctor Sagittarius
Duration:00:04:16
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:17