It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 3
Wil Zombie
Can’t a dragon get a break?
Just when I thought things might finally quieten down in Scorchville, something feels… off.
Someone’s sneaking around the village at night and stealing vegetables. Sure, it’s not exactly an End-of-the-World emergency, but the villagers act like it’s a code-red crisis. And apparently I’m the dragon for the job.
With my best friend Isamu backing me up, I figure this mystery will be solved in no time.
But when we track down the culprit, we discover that vegetables are the least of Scorchville’s problems… and I might be the only dragon who can stop what’s coming next.
Duration - 1h 6m.
Author - Wil Zombie.
Narrator - David Van Der Molen.
Published Date - Sunday, 04 January 2026.
Copyright - © 2025 Wil Zombie ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Wil Zombie
David Van Der Molen
It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon
Cubekind Publishing
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Description:
Can’t a dragon get a break? Just when I thought things might finally quieten down in Scorchville, something feels… off. Someone’s sneaking around the village at night and stealing vegetables. Sure, it’s not exactly an End-of-the-World emergency, but the villagers act like it’s a code-red crisis. And apparently I’m the dragon for the job. With my best friend Isamu backing me up, I figure this mystery will be solved in no time. But when we track down the culprit, we discover that vegetables are the least of Scorchville’s problems… and I might be the only dragon who can stop what’s coming next. Duration - 1h 6m. Author - Wil Zombie. Narrator - David Van Der Molen. Published Date - Sunday, 04 January 2026. Copyright - © 2025 Wil Zombie ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Chapter 1 - The Last Llama
Duration:00:05:15
Chapter 2 - Detective Tully
Duration:00:04:41
Chapter 3 - The Great Potato Watch
Duration:00:04:23
Chapter 4 - Squeak
Duration:00:05:19
Chapter 5 - Crispin's Cage
Duration:00:06:50
Chapter 6 - Mob Invasion
Duration:00:05:28
Chapter 7 - Hatchlings
Duration:00:06:05
Chapter 8 - Snapstone
Duration:00:05:02
Chapter 9 - The Menu
Duration:00:07:10
Chapter 10 - Showdown
Duration:00:08:10
Chapter 11 - The Feast
Duration:00:04:44
Epilogue
Duration:00:02:39
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:12