
The Migration of Hair
Dan Burke
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
The Migration of Hair is Dan Burke's second novel, and a follow up to his hit 2003 novel, Driving Into The Sun. In this reprise, we find main character Tommy Aloysius questioning his life deep in the deserts of Arizona. Climb aboard this freight train to hell as Tommy blasts off to Eastern Europe as an ex-pornographer in exile. There are plenty of laughs and cries in store for you inside this beautifully printed book, which includes 9 full-sized illustrations by Joe Forkan. Excerpt "I won’t even get started on my hairline. It’s a good thing I was able to grow my hair long in my twenties. Thinning came quickly, and like my pits, came on with a vengeance. I complain now, but just think what I have to look forward to. Soon, my hairline will split down the middle of my head, creating two islands of combover heyday. Then, like a Play-Doh toy machine, hair will begin to sprout out of my ears, appear on my back, cover my chest and knuckles while my head loses the rest of its wooly protection and glows with a shine. That’s nature. I couldn’t stop it if I tried. It’s change in its cruelest hour, changing me from a man to a monkey as I grow wise. "And life is really no different than this: the migration of hair. Things happen to us, for better or worse; we try to form opinions, we try to effect change in our favor, but change doesn’t care. Change will change whether we like it or not. Man-smell—Wham! Thinning hairline—Wham! Your woman leaves you—Wham! You get fired for being a pornographer—Wham! You get the point."
Duration - 5h 4m.
Author - Dan Burke.
Narrator - Digital Voice Carter the Mountain King E.
Published Date - Saturday, 18 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2005 Dan Burke ©.
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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. The Migration of Hair is Dan Burke's second novel, and a follow up to his hit 2003 novel, Driving Into The Sun. In this reprise, we find main character Tommy Aloysius questioning his life deep in the deserts of Arizona. Climb aboard this freight train to hell as Tommy blasts off to Eastern Europe as an ex-pornographer in exile. There are plenty of laughs and cries in store for you inside this beautifully printed book, which includes 9 full-sized illustrations by Joe Forkan. Excerpt "I won’t even get started on my hairline. It’s a good thing I was able to grow my hair long in my twenties. Thinning came quickly, and like my pits, came on with a vengeance. I complain now, but just think what I have to look forward to. Soon, my hairline will split down the middle of my head, creating two islands of combover heyday. Then, like a Play-Doh toy machine, hair will begin to sprout out of my ears, appear on my back, cover my chest and knuckles while my head loses the rest of its wooly protection and glows with a shine. That’s nature. I couldn’t stop it if I tried. It’s change in its cruelest hour, changing me from a man to a monkey as I grow wise. "And life is really no different than this: the migration of hair. Things happen to us, for better or worse; we try to form opinions, we try to effect change in our favor, but change doesn’t care. Change will change whether we like it or not. Man-smell—Wham! Thinning hairline—Wham! Your woman leaves you—Wham! You get fired for being a pornographer—Wham! You get the point." Duration - 5h 4m. Author - Dan Burke. Narrator - Digital Voice Carter the Mountain King E. Published Date - Saturday, 18 January 2025. Copyright - © 2005 Dan Burke ©.
Language:
English
Introduction
Duration:00:00:29
Change This
Duration:00:04:08
California of My Youth
Duration:00:04:35
Small Steps
Duration:00:08:09
Tucson
Duration:00:04:40
Silver Ghosts
Duration:00:06:08
Boxcar Blues
Duration:00:03:49
It Just Doesn’t Let Up
Duration:00:07:33
One Bottle Too Many
Duration:00:08:08
The King Has Lost His Way
Duration:00:12:17
Just Another Night in Tucson
Duration:00:12:29
Get Amped
Duration:00:05:45
The Lady of Phoenix
Duration:00:23:15
Lost My Stomach Like on Roller Coaster Rides
Duration:00:08:17
The Fog of America
Duration:00:03:44
Fire, Fire and Thunder!
Duration:00:13:02
Stumbling in the Rain
Duration:00:04:14
Going Homeward on a Slip
Duration:00:10:28
A Series of Misses
Duration:00:09:44
Jerk Store
Duration:00:07:09
Crack Saves
Duration:00:05:22
Soft Space
Duration:00:01:21
Purgatory
Duration:00:11:13
A Gnat, a Brit and an American
Duration:00:26:58
A Drawing Room of Stars
Duration:00:21:41
Florence with a View
Duration:00:10:00
The Last Piece of Me
Duration:00:17:23
Togetherness Above All Else
Duration:00:04:25
An Island Beyond the Mind
Duration:00:09:22
A Pilgrim on the March
Duration:00:09:58
Downhill All the Way
Duration:00:09:57
Heading Back Up’s the Hardest Part
Duration:00:18:50