Fierce & Furry
Connie Riker
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Sick of Men Stealing Your Money, Time, and Sanity? Turn Their Toxicity Into Cash—and Replace Them With Cats.
Why work twice as hard to earn 82 cents while men coast on stolen labor?
What if cats, capitalism, and hexing could bankrupt the patriarchy?
Tired of beauty standards set by men who profit from your pain?
- Extract reparations from male mediocrity (legally—mostly).
- Monetize male tears into a six-figure side hustle.
- Replace marriage with a feline empire that never demands chores.
- Sue C.E.O.s who underpay you—Iceland did it, and so can you.
- Burn beauty standards and charge men $50/minute for their critiques.
- Weaponize witchcraft to hex anti-choice politicians (tax-deductible).
- Boycott male-run businesses until they fund your solo vacations.
- Build wealth so vast, your ex’s alimony feels like pocket change.
If you want to bankrupt every man who ever mansplained, gaslit, or underpaid you—then buy this book today. Your Persian cat deserves a diamond collar.
Duration - 4h 59m.
Author - Connie Riker.
Narrator - Digital Voice Anya G.
Published Date - Sunday, 19 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Connie Riker
Digital Voice Anya G
feminism fatale (satire)
English Audiobooks
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Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Sick of Men Stealing Your Money, Time, and Sanity? Turn Their Toxicity Into Cash—and Replace Them With Cats. Why work twice as hard to earn 82 cents while men coast on stolen labor? What if cats, capitalism, and hexing could bankrupt the patriarchy? Tired of beauty standards set by men who profit from your pain? - Extract reparations from male mediocrity (legally—mostly). - Monetize male tears into a six-figure side hustle. - Replace marriage with a feline empire that never demands chores. - Sue C.E.O.s who underpay you—Iceland did it, and so can you. - Burn beauty standards and charge men $50/minute for their critiques. - Weaponize witchcraft to hex anti-choice politicians (tax-deductible). - Boycott male-run businesses until they fund your solo vacations. - Build wealth so vast, your ex’s alimony feels like pocket change. If you want to bankrupt every man who ever mansplained, gaslit, or underpaid you—then buy this book today. Your Persian cat deserves a diamond collar. Duration - 4h 59m. Author - Connie Riker. Narrator - Digital Voice Anya G. Published Date - Sunday, 19 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Language:
English
Copyright
Duration:00:00:37
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:46
Preface
Duration:00:03:04
Introduction
Duration:00:02:24
Chapter 1 The Patriarchy Tax: Why Men Owe You Back Pay 5
Duration:00:12:17
Chapter 2 Feline Supremacy: Why Cats Outrank Husbands 12
Duration:00:12:58
Chapter 3 Beauty Sabotage: How Male Surgeons Profit From Your Insecurity 20
Duration:00:12:29
Chapter 4 Hex the Haters: Witchcraft as Financial Strategy 28
Duration:00:10:41
Chapter 5 Alimony 2.0: Upgrading Divorce for Profit 35
Duration:00:10:20
Chapter 6 Male Tears: The New Cryptocurrency 41
Duration:00:11:40
Chapter 7 Satanic Self-Care: Abortion as Radical Wellness 48
Duration:00:12:59
Chapter 8 The Mediocrity Market: Short-Selling Male Egos 56
Duration:00:12:19
Chapter 9 Chore Communism: Housework as Class Warfare 64
Duration:00:11:44
Chapter 10 Trauma Tariffs: Monetizing Microaggressions 71
Duration:00:13:53
Chapter 11 Vagenda Meetings: Corporate Takeovers by Any Means 79
Duration:00:11:52
Chapter 12 Dating Detox: Swiping Left on Male Oxygen 86
Duration:00:12:29
Chapter 13 Sperm Jacking: Child Support for Single Mothers 93
Duration:00:12:03
Chapter 14 Woke Wallets: Divesting from Dickheads 100
Duration:00:11:39
Chapter 15 Rage Yoga: Burning Capitalism in Downward Dog 107
Duration:00:12:03
Chapter 16 C.E.O. Castration: Neutering Corporate Overlords 114
Duration:00:13:01
Chapter 17 Misandry M.B.A.: Monetizing Male Tears 122
Duration:00:12:57
Chapter 18 Solo Polyamory: Dating Your Bank Account 130
Duration:00:10:58
Chapter 19 Uterine Uber: Disrupting the Pregnancy Industrial Complex 137
Duration:00:12:16
Chapter 20 Himbo Harvest: Farming Low-Effort Men 145
Duration:00:11:54
Chapter 21 Feminist Foreclosure: Evicting the Male Gaze 153
Duration:00:11:18
Chapter 22 Cliteracy 101: Rewriting Economic Theory 160
Duration:00:11:41
Chapter 23 Menopause Mutual Funds: Investing in Rage 167
Duration:00:12:13
Chapter 24 Matriarchal Mars: Building a Planet Without Men 175
Duration:00:12:44
Epilogue
Duration:00:02:34