Try Not To Die

This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria. More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :) CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen! Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro. Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying? You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Bamf” - themfish“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“portal-idle” couchero“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv“crashing” - smmassuda“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation. How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode! Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org “Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.orgAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito

Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear. Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts. Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on. Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump. Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disaster. If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Bonus content lives there! If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!⁠ Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“swimming breaking surface” - 14gpanskavalachristoffer of Freesound.org “Summon Fey” - Michaël Ghelfi“impacts-metal-crunch” - pnmcarrierailfan of Freesound.org “Underwater” - Sword Coast SoundscapesAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito.

The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?) Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Did we mention it comes with so much bonus content! If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!⁠ Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. You have accumulated .00000000001 hours of sick time, Pat!Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah PeritoMusic by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"coins-fall-2" - belanhud"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"bamf" - themfish"wooden door smash" - eneasz "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. See you at the mandatory everything, Pat.Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah PeritoMusic by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"coins-fall-2" - belanhud"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"bamf" - themfish"wooden door smash" - eneasz "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Liisten to Noah DM a Dune campaign on Gom Jabbar! Finally, eternal thanks (and reminder to CLOCK OUT!) to our Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter.Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich"Subway-door-close" - tweeterdj"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"teleport" - outroelison"time-stop" - damnsatinist"time-slow-down" - patrickliberkind"portal-idle" - couchhero "bamf" - themfish"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"cowbells" - supersciri"auto-ext-onboard-drive-slow-speed-dirt-or-gravel-road-and-slow-to-stop" - kyles"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"sword-fight-1" - funwithsound All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.) A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurrect you! <3 Thanks also to our network Lore Party - check out their shows at loreparty.com! Sound Effects: “Large-crowd-medium-distance” - eguobyte “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Portal-idle” - couchhero“Bamf” - themfish“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Electric-zap” - Michael-grinnell“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Censorbeep5s” - bthv“Vine boom sound effect” - Omar Sounds“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, Omar Sounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time. Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :) Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome network Lore Party, and our Buy Me A Coffee page if you're feeling generous. Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"60s-pinball-in-arcade-2" - mrpagliara"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes"panther" - xhwzq6gv“Time-stop” - damnsatinist"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo"Record Scratch" - Luffy"dog-disonant-howl" - jace"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer“Portal-idle” - couchhero "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu"entrance-bell" - zott820"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller"sparks" - erh“teleporter-24b” - blendcache“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind"bamf" - themfish“crashing” - smmassuda All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane. See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.) Special thanks to our network Lore Party! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Love the show? Buy us a coffee! <3 Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Portal-idle” - couchhero “metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu"entrance-bell" - zott820“teleporter-24b” - blendcache All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast! In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“teleporter-24b” - blendcache“Time-stop” - damnsatinist“Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Bamf” - themfish“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure! Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up! Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead! Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Having falling in battle against her sworn enemy, she's left with no option to work off her resurrection debt at the morally grey adventuring company, Oddjobs (led by eccentric tiefling CEO, Odessa Magisteria). But contracts for Jassifer, her slime familiar Goo, and her partner Clover are about to go off the charts... as FESTQUEST approaches! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj"Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich, Youtube“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Record scratch” - Luffy “Bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero“Teleport” - outroelison “Teleport-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - sound holder“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“Stone door-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierrailfan“Door opening 1” - Bowen707“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Vehicle-small_car_burnout-version-1” - scott_snailham “Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Crashing” - smmassuda “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday!

It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one! Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and our wonderful podcast network as well: loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube“Gut-a-Blastix” - Rolandseer“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons“lightningcrash” - noirnoir“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus“sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan“bamf” - themfish“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“crashing” - smmassuda“explo-hit-metal-01” - pnmcarrierailfan“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.) Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“car factory - Kia Sportage factory production line” - furiousdriving on Youtube“crashing” - smmassuda“01_crash_loud_cymbals__snares” - theriavirra“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“Record Scratch” - Luffy“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons“hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission. Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects (Forgive me): “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“delphis-fart-12” - delphidebrain“longfart1” - opposit“wav-fart-vegan-002” - frenkfurth“Big Water Splash” - qubodup“water gushing” - jakobthiesen“alarm” - sparrowdagamer“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever. Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“crashing” - smmassuda“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren“teleport” - outroelison“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“time-stop” - damnsatinist“bamf” - themfish“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“crowd-in-panic” - ienba“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02“record scratch” - luffy“gasp” - zerocarina“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk“taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment“sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan“applause-10” - kwahmah_02 “laughing audience sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito