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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

Location:

United Kingdom

Genres:

Comedy

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Global Radio

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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

Language:

English


Episodes
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"Don't sh*g your PT ladies"

8/4/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are flying Imo-less as she lives her best life on holiday so brace yourselves. Lu's been on a very celebby holiday, it's confirmed that Boris is no more (RIP), Anna's kicking of the summer holidays locking herself in the utility room and the listeners are writing in with some classic Luanna gold. Plus...teenagers being given the vote, the very sad case of influencer Emilie Kiser's son, another incredible competition for you and belt wankers, Lu's angry about them all over again. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ - Under 18 voting stats can be found in the following article: https://www.itv.com/news/2025-07-16/votes-at-16-half-of-16-and-17-year-olds-against-lowering-voting-age

Duration:00:59:20

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TOTALLY EXTRA: KY Jam, Parenting Hacks gone Wrong & an Accidental AA Meeting

7/31/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Mistaking diabetic jam with KY Jelly, when podcast parenting hacks go wrong, taking raw pork chops to school and dropping into an AA meeting by mistake. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:22:25

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'We just would like a bit more context around Karen shoving the glass up her a***'

7/28/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna’s older, none the wiser, and Lu’s been trying to buy horses in Spain and gearing up for Latitude festival. Plus...killing wasps with a can of hairspray, the woman whose boyfriend still won’t say “I love you” after 10 months, the horror of ASOS banning returns, and a very traumatic poop story involving a child and an apple. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:58:37

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Lizard Smuggling, Sausage Rolls & Using Loo Paper Twice

7/24/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Would you want a sausage roll for a present? Would you use loo paper more than once just to be frugal? and would you keep a dried umbilical cord in the shape of the word 'love'? All this and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:29:51

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'RIP Boris'

7/21/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's in a mood because Boris, the duck, is missing and suspected dead. But nevertheless we're here delivering ALL THE LONG AWAITED GOSS from the boat trip. Plus...having no pals but being ok with it, the Aussie woman convicted of poisoning her family with mushrooms & the man in trouble with the law for calling up emergency services with his foot fetishisms. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:58:39

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna on the Building Site, Fat Bags & Related to the Queen?

7/17/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Testicles get a fun new name, petty reasons to dump someone, believing you're related to the Queen, getting back at a racist bully and leaving your bloody tampon in the bowl, just to hit home what it takes to be a woman. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:23:38

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'Let's do a UK road trip!'

7/14/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We bloody love a musical, Anna gets called "facey" and is delighted with herself, a catcalling debate and we are planning a road trip and want you to get involved! Plus...Paternity policies, a duck with a wheelchair, a mouse in a hedge and eating fingernail dirt. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:47:42

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TOTALLY EXTRA: A 21 Second Whopper, Getting Cancelled & A Letter Opener

7/10/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Badly timed farts, Brenda blocking an Ambo, relieving yourself with a letter opener, a 21 second fart, a techy meltdown, a shitty roll up and do Luanna worry about getting cancelled? Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:31:22

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'How much to lick my placenta?'

7/7/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a fella called Gary needs to do better. Plus...A woman who's been faking it for YEARS, strangulation in porn is being banned and a man who loves to suck on dirty tights. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:00:20

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate

7/3/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: A Museum on the Isle of Wight we just absolutely need to go and visit, a lovely clock, moaning about shops, a concerning man with a stoma, pissing on your fella's toothbrush, a salty nunn and a glittery clit. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:23:33

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'Gobble, gobble, gobble'

6/30/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and demure. Anna's been to A&E with Enzo and Lu's scared about planes being struck by lightning. Plus...What happens when your child comes back from school saying they've been playing with 'a man', a problem with a family pooch and Toby, our Santa stomping lufannian is back with another raunchy tale. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:48:36

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TOTALLY EXTRA: A Fanny on Fire, Chess & A Smelly Polly at 30,000 Feet

6/25/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: It’s Imo’s birthday and she's off to a courtroom drama – but not before we dive into fanny flannels, burnt vaginas, and altitude farting for revenge. Plus: A listener confesses to faking her way onto a pub karaoke stage as an X Factor finalist, there’s a hamster that dies twice, an equestrian sexcapade with a surprise FaceTime willy, and a girl who accidentally sprays athlete’s foot treatment on her nun. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:23:06

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'Stop wearing dressing gowns. They're vile'

6/24/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are chatting teen birthdays, Legoland dreams, a deep dive into the UK’s political soup of sh*t, the silent majority and why Jen from Southampton might just be PM material. Plus: Tattle Life, decriminalising abortion, a plea for help with alcoholism, and a Did You Know? that no one actually fact-checked. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:22:48

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Alan Partridge Impressions, Breastfeeding your Partner & Why One Listener Abandoned Tescos For Good

6/19/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Celebrity spots galore (hello Katherine Jenkins and Stella McCartney 👀), a man who delayed his child’s birth to avoid football shame, a Tesco changing room sh*tastrophe, the woman who breastfed her partner for a year (yep), and a brand new feature: We’re Gagging For It – starting with your biggest icks. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:37:28

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'I've got some nipple juice out of my nipple'

6/16/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: It starts with a salty nut and ends in full-blown beaver exposure. You’re welcome. Plus: A political rant straight out the gates (human rights, theft, and Luisa for Miss World), a wild dance class beaver-slip, the Fred & Rose West Netflix doc that’s got everyone chatting, Anna's nipple milk, screen time and parents know best. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:01:28

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TOTALLY EXTRA: School Bags, A Memorable 1/4 Zip & 'Where's your Mama gone?!'

6/11/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Dads making faux pas, kids' festering school bags, a rollercoaster petty polly, window cleaners & cheating at The Masked Singer. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:31:06

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"It's BORIS!!"

6/9/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: The lowdown on Lu's bday trip to Italia, Anna's been to see Queen Bey, we're inspiring the nation, not fooled by the pissing on a jellyfish tale and we've one hell of a cake. Plus: a huge leap for diabetes research, a 7 year fart-cident, baths and all your usual Luanna chaos. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:01:06

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna's Big Toe, Lu's Botox Man & a £25k Turd

6/5/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We get to the bottom of Anna's foot, literally, as we answer a question about her toe. This and more groundbreaking podcasting content like visiting Lu's botox man, a twin fantasy and a mega expensive turd. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:25:23

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'It's Love Island, the Leyland edition!'

6/2/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: upcoming birthday celebrations, Kris Jenner's new face, a gym mishap, an extra-marital conundrum and washing your nethers in front of your son's mate on webcam. Plus: a very dirty protest and a drug smuggling story that has us a bit confused. Plus, plucking your pubes to the pod and Lu rants about topless men. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:52:16

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TOTALLY EXTRA: A Sexy Massage, Quiz Cheating & A Penis in the Park

5/29/2025
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A heartwarming Luanna Love message, more farty songs, a woman who's fella might be feeling a bit insecure, car park etiquette, a very sexy massage and a penis in the park! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:34:38