Weird AF News
Anchor FM
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Episodes
Fake doctor did testicular ultra sounds on runners in his apartment. Teacher in Japan fired after caught having a second part time job.
8/6/2025
Japanese school teacher fired for working a second job at a convenience store. Breast milk ice cream debuts and is available nationwide. Man convicted of doing at home genital ultra sounds without a medical license. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:19:15
Woman died on a bus with 26 iPhones glued to her body. Man stabs sandwich makers 4 years after making him wrong sandwich.
8/5/2025
Woman found dead on a bus in Brazil with 26 iPhones glued to her body. New Jersey bakery owners were stabbed by angry customer over a sandwich they made him 4 years prior. Russian man, 88 years old, dies while trying to fly his home made DIY helicopter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:17:13
Zoo asks public to donate their dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth while on vacation.
8/4/2025
Denmark zoo asks the public to donate their unhealthy or dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth in Arizona and it costs her $20k. Celsius energy drink cans were mistakenly filled with vodka. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:52
Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
8/1/2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Robotic bunnies will be deployed in Florida to fight the invasive pythons. Attended a drag show? The Florida government wants your name and info. Kids in Florida watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for credit card fraud. Florida woman caught trying to smuggle turtles in her bra through TSA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:21:52
Radioactive wasps discovered at a nuclear facility. Sex toy thrown onto the basketball court at a WNBA game.
7/31/2025
Radioactive wasps have been discovered near nuclear facility. WNBA game is stopped when a sex toy is thrown onto the court during gameplay. Missionaries turn to secret audio devices to convert jungle tribes in the Amazon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:21:40
Tourists call police over hired escort's small breasts. Sharks are eating too much fish and the government is getting involved.
7/30/2025
US Senate votes on whether or not to kill some sharks for eating too much fish. Couple tricked over 20 women into carrying babies through surrogacy. Indian tourists in Thailand call the police because the girl they hired has small breasts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:22:13
Toddle bites cobra to death. Penis fillers and genital botox are very risky, warn doctors.
7/29/2025
Toddler bites a cobra to death in India. Google ordered to pay Argentine man thousands for putting his naked photo on Google Street View maps. Doctors in Scotland warn of the risks of penis filler and botox injections. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:17
Serial butt sniffer arrested again for you know what. Petition to rename an airport after Ozzy Osbourne.
7/28/2025
Serial butt sniffer arrested yet again for, you guessed it - sniffing a butt. Petition launched to rename Birmingham airport after Ozzy Osbourne. Health department investigates after a Kentucky man woke up during his organ harvesting procedure. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:23:15
Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
7/25/2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pepper sprayed tourists and stole their luxury watches. Floridaman tries to drive over children following ding dong ditch antics. Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein client list. Florida is one of the top ten worst states for road rage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:17:16
Police arrest a man operating a fake embassy in India. Woman claims the Blue Angels military jets killed her cat with their noise.
7/24/2025
Woman sues the Blue Angels claiming the military jets killed her cat with their loud flying noise. Indian police arrest a man that ran a fake embassy for fake countries. Uber will soon allow women riders and drivers to avoid men on their trip. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:15:49
Nazi hikers are permitted to camp in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a deadly surgery.
7/23/2025
Nazi hikers were questions by the police in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a surgery in which the patient perished. A New York law firm fired an intern for biting coworkers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:55
Swingathon, the largest swingers festival comes to the UK. Man was sucked into an MRI machine by the chain around his neck.
7/22/2025
Hundreds of couples will attend Swingathon, the largest sex festival in the UK. Man pulled into a MRI machine after entering with a large chain on his neck. A man refused to climb down a homeowner's roof because he thought there were drugs in the chimney. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:34
Choking pornography will be banned in the UK. Man chugs Tabasco sauce, challenges everyone to fight in a parking lot.
7/21/2025
Pornography featuring choking and strangulation will be banned in the UK. Firefighter ends a baseball game with his water hose after a ball hit his personal vehicle. Man arrested for chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging all-comers in the parking lot of a sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:17:46
Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.
7/18/2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken. Florida receptionist overpaid $400k by her employer by mistake and she spent it. Floridaman arrested with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida flesh eating bugs have killed four this summer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:21:22
Dating app for Disney adults launches. Soccer star in trouble after hiring dwarves for his birthday party.
7/17/2025
Dating app for Disney fans is launching. Spanish soccer star hired dwarfs and questionable ladies for his 18th birthday. UNO Classic card game casino club is popping up in Las Vegas and other cities across the US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:06
Nick Cannon (12 kids/6 different women) launches a relationship advice podcast. 114 year old marathon runner dies after being hit by a car while running.
7/16/2025
Nick Cannon, tv host and serial impregnator, is starting a podcast offering relationship and dating advice. 114 year old marathon runner struck and killed by a car in India. Thai woman arrested for blackmailing Buddhist monks with sex videos and photos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:21
Mother makes bomb threat to stop her married son from taking flight with his girlfriend. Naked American man found partying in the sewers of Bangkok.
7/15/2025
Mother calls in a fake bomb threat to the airport to stop her married son from taking a trip with his girlfriend. American couple wins the World Wife-Carrying Championship. Naked American man found in a Bangkok sewer refused help and bit rescuers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:17:23
Chimps are putting sticks in their butts to look cool, study says. Elmo's X account was hacked and the result: very offensive Elmo.
7/14/2025
Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts to be fashionable. Hundreds of packages mistakenly shipped to woman's home by Amazon, leading to her year of hell. Elmo's (Sesame Street) X account (Twitter) was hacked and then posted very offensive posts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:51
Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman's face is paralyzed.
7/11/2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pleases himself at a Starbucks. Floridaman high on meth steals a tourist train on his birthday. Florida woman's face is paralyzed after receiving botox from unlicensed doctor in a shed. Floridaman steals 58 right shows but why? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:20:50
Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.
7/10/2025
Heathrow airport will play ambiance sound featuring the sounds of an airport throughout the airport. Dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin. A man put up billboards offering to buy the crackhouses in Cleveland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:30