Bent Cop
Johnny Two Kebabs
Is it Stalin's Soviet Union? Pol Pot's Cambodia? Kim Jong Il's North Korea? Incredibly, it's twenty-first-century London.
In a monstrous twist of fate, Johnny has been targeted by the local council, who believe that he no longer has the right to claim unemployment benefits unless he can "provide proof of actively searching for gainful employment."
However, this is merely the beginning of the misfortunes that befall Johnny. Not only is his best friend murdered, but he also has to contemplate the real possibility of full-time employment.
In a desperate race against time to prevent his unemployment benefits from being cut off, Johnny becomes instrumental in helping to purge London's Metropolitan Police of the corruption rife within its ranks.
Duration - 5h 25m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Friday, 16 January 2026.
Copyright - © 2025 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Is it Stalin's Soviet Union? Pol Pot's Cambodia? Kim Jong Il's North Korea? Incredibly, it's twenty-first-century London. In a monstrous twist of fate, Johnny has been targeted by the local council, who believe that he no longer has the right to claim unemployment benefits unless he can "provide proof of actively searching for gainful employment." However, this is merely the beginning of the misfortunes that befall Johnny. Not only is his best friend murdered, but he also has to contemplate the real possibility of full-time employment. In a desperate race against time to prevent his unemployment benefits from being cut off, Johnny becomes instrumental in helping to purge London's Metropolitan Police of the corruption rife within its ranks. Duration - 5h 25m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Friday, 16 January 2026. Copyright - © 2025 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs
Duration:00:00:44
A Note From The Editor
Duration:00:01:33
Prologue:
Duration:00:11:40
Chapter 1: Dangle Your Thing About In Public
Duration:00:14:13
Chapter 2: Hepatic Steatosis
Duration:00:11:52
Chapter 3: They Are Known As 'Varmints'
Duration:00:04:22
Chapter 4: Tender Soft White Thighs
Duration:00:10:04
Chapter 5: He Still Lusted After Justice
Duration:00:14:16
Chapter 6: The Screams Of Men Being Incinerated
Duration:00:12:50
Chapter 7: Displayed Just Above The Crotch
Duration:00:06:52
Chapter 8: Own Your Own Narrative
Duration:00:09:47
Chapter 9: Like A Mongrel On Heat
Duration:00:10:22
Chapter 10: Hibernia Civis Sum
Duration:00:09:48
Chapter 11: Lying In A Pool Of Blood
Duration:00:13:12
Chapter 12: Bromance
Duration:00:06:51
Chapter 13: Grappling With Each Other
Duration:00:10:25
Chapter 14: Dystopian Reality
Duration:00:07:48
Chapter 15: Silverback Gorilla
Duration:00:14:32
Chapter 16: The Bowels Of Satan
Duration:00:16:04
Chapter 17: Puréed His Brain
Duration:00:14:31
Chapter 18: Manipulated Into Carnal Activity
Duration:00:06:54
Chapter 19: I Told Them To Get Lost
Duration:00:13:11
Chapter 20: A Greasy Substance Oozed Out
Duration:00:11:01
Chapter 21: His Hands Were Lethal Weapons
Duration:00:13:45
Chapter 22: Found With His Head Pulped
Duration:00:05:43
Chapter 23: He’d Go For The Pump-Action
Duration:00:12:56
Chapter 24: Another Night Of Ecstasy
Duration:00:06:01
Chapter 25: Bent Cop
Duration:00:08:16
Chapter 26: A Victorious Glint In His Eye
Duration:00:05:58
Chapter 27: Super-Strength Lager And Blondes
Duration:00:07:44
Chapter 28: Meat Grinder
Duration:00:22:20
Chapter 29: Juggernaut Of Justice
Duration:00:09:51
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:18