The Audacity Omnibus
Carmen Loup
“A wild ride! I laughed, I gasped, and my face got all wet in the end.” -G.M. Nair
May’s humdrum life is flung into hyperdrive when she’s rescued from an alien abduction by Xan, an alien with a fondness for I Love Lucy who lives on the Audacity. But when Chaos incarnate decides to turn Earth into her personal sandbox, the Audacity and May’s new love of rocket racing are the only things that can stop her.
But even being wildly successful rocket racers aren’t enough for May and Xan when a tea-sipping robot arrests Xan, and Chaos steals the Sphere of Time. May must team up with Xan’s sister, Aimz (an adventure biologist) and her undead girlfriend to save Xan, the Audacity, and Time Itself.
Stranded without the Audacity on a tiny, frigid island, Xan and Aimz succumb to the Carmnian Scourge. As a last act, May must team up with old friends, enemies, and a haunted Big Mouth Billy Bass to find the cure before the goddess of Chaos enacts the final stage of her universe befuddling plan.
Download your copy of The Audacity Omnibus, collected here for the first time, with a bonus short story!
Duration - 22h.
Author - Carmen Loup.
Narrator - Carmen Loup.
Published Date - Sunday, 11 January 2026.
Copyright - © 2024 Space Wizard Science Fantasy ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
“A wild ride! I laughed, I gasped, and my face got all wet in the end.” -G.M. Nair May’s humdrum life is flung into hyperdrive when she’s rescued from an alien abduction by Xan, an alien with a fondness for I Love Lucy who lives on the Audacity. But when Chaos incarnate decides to turn Earth into her personal sandbox, the Audacity and May’s new love of rocket racing are the only things that can stop her. But even being wildly successful rocket racers aren’t enough for May and Xan when a tea-sipping robot arrests Xan, and Chaos steals the Sphere of Time. May must team up with Xan’s sister, Aimz (an adventure biologist) and her undead girlfriend to save Xan, the Audacity, and Time Itself. Stranded without the Audacity on a tiny, frigid island, Xan and Aimz succumb to the Carmnian Scourge. As a last act, May must team up with old friends, enemies, and a haunted Big Mouth Billy Bass to find the cure before the goddess of Chaos enacts the final stage of her universe befuddling plan. Download your copy of The Audacity Omnibus, collected here for the first time, with a bonus short story! Duration - 22h. Author - Carmen Loup. Narrator - Carmen Loup. Published Date - Sunday, 11 January 2026. Copyright - © 2024 Space Wizard Science Fantasy ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:05
The Audacity Intro
Duration:00:00:03
I Love Lucy
Duration:00:02:23
Classic Abduction Scene
Duration:00:11:45
You’re Here Now
Duration:00:12:01
Unmentionable
Duration:00:07:46
Rocketparty
Duration:00:08:46
Matters of Love and Devotion
Duration:00:08:14
Canned Corn
Duration:00:13:19
The Robert
Duration:00:13:11
The First Devotee
Duration:00:08:06
Cigarette
Duration:00:18:41
The Thing From Planet Earth
Duration:00:09:07
Fancy Hats
Duration:00:17:25
Suspicious
Duration:00:07:56
Really, Really Thick
Duration:00:07:07
Personality Quiz
Duration:00:11:06
Wieners to Skewer
Duration:00:20:29
Yurkunfle
Duration:00:05:39
Tending Bar
Duration:00:07:40
Layflex™
Duration:00:13:03
It Runs On Coffee
Duration:00:05:56
Now?
Duration:00:09:28
Skedaddling
Duration:00:13:28
Hallucinogenic Aphrodisiacal Noodle Bar
Duration:00:15:59
Great.
Duration:00:14:32
Raskov the Beautiful
Duration:00:10:45
The Pipes
Duration:00:10:06
Billiard All
Duration:00:08:19
Raskov
Duration:00:05:40
Vodka For the Machines
Duration:00:07:23
Screwing in a Lightbulb
Duration:00:08:59
Conspicuously Mustachioed
Duration:00:07:29
Rude Moons
Duration:00:07:13
The Mirror World
Duration:00:08:01
Murderous Muns
Duration:00:08:52
Back to Normal
Duration:00:02:19
Whoops Not Yet
Duration:00:06:51
Everything is Boobs
Duration:00:09:44
The Plan
Duration:00:07:08
A Horrible Plan
Duration:00:11:28
No Reason
Duration:00:04:02
Xan Gets The Flail
Duration:00:01:53
The Final Race
Duration:00:04:06
A Well-Deserved Break
Duration:00:06:07
Social Anxiety
Duration:00:02:25
A Weird Alien Thing
Duration:00:10:10
Good odds
Duration:00:05:14
Dead and Buried
Duration:00:03:02
Bite Intro
Duration:00:00:04
Breakfast
Duration:00:16:20
Lunch
Duration:00:21:09
Dinner
Duration:00:11:38
Time Warp Intro
Duration:00:00:05
A Superfluous Prologue
Duration:00:06:57
Mind-bogglingly Exciting
Duration:00:06:17
David Attenborough
Duration:00:17:53
Horrendous Repercussions
Duration:00:10:15
A Careful Crash
Duration:00:08:38
Junkyard Alien Zombie
Duration:00:11:51
Cream of Tartar
Duration:00:09:40
Big Mouth Billy Bass
Duration:00:16:15
Kryptonite
Duration:00:03:22
Nasty Business
Duration:00:12:54
Trashed
Duration:00:08:56
Aimz the Ch’stranda
Duration:00:02:07
Perplexion
Duration:00:02:59
Anat Attack
Duration:00:08:35
An Excellent Escape
Duration:00:14:55
It Was Not
Duration:00:12:09
Hurtful Blurtings
Duration:00:12:11
Golden Waves of Deadly Grain
Duration:00:11:42
Meet Chute
Duration:00:10:34
Smart Luck
Duration:00:11:33
Anchors
Duration:00:05:57
The Limerick
Duration:00:08:39
Schrodinger’s Zombie
Duration:00:11:09
An Indeterminate Number of Porcelain Clown Figurines
Duration:00:16:29
Earthquake
Duration:00:10:44
The Wyrntensil
Duration:00:12:24
Retail Therapy
Duration:00:06:42
In the Utility Corridor
Duration:00:06:31
Insert Flashback Sound Effect
Duration:00:09:50
The Manual
Duration:00:13:28
A Jump to the Left
Duration:00:13:12
Lost in Time
Duration:00:12:11
Lost in Space
Duration:00:04:20
Antici-
Duration:00:13:58
-Pation
Duration:00:06:13
Deleted
Duration:00:10:50
Goodbye Starshine
Duration:00:08:14
Befriending Sonan
Duration:00:04:15
Will to Live
Duration:00:06:42
More Vehicular Theft
Duration:00:07:48
Ka-Boom
Duration:00:13:01
Sonan Wins
Duration:00:02:49
Silence
Duration:00:00:37
The Moonshine Cafe
Duration:00:07:09
Fish Promise
Duration:00:12:23
Be Kind, Rewind Intro
Duration:00:00:05
Creeping Misgivings
Duration:00:14:40
Uncontrollable Moist Epiphanies
Duration:00:09:44
Hubris Dampener
Duration:00:18:47
The Offensive Chapter
Duration:00:09:14
Yuzka Felting
Duration:00:09:11
May Meets the Queen
Duration:00:17:15
Slapdashery
Duration:00:20:11
Studying Botany
Duration:00:09:02
Phasers Set to Stunning
Duration:00:20:39
Traveling Kissing Booth
Duration:00:11:31
Family Drops In
Duration:00:10:41
Hornball
Duration:00:08:48
Polyblotter
Duration:00:21:34
The Apple Man
Duration:00:11:16
Supersonic Fungicide
Duration:00:14:49
Three Crystals a Head
Duration:00:06:01
Wager Your Wally
Duration:00:05:43
Glotchbur Stew
Duration:00:04:11
Jazz Hands
Duration:00:13:47
Face Coffee
Duration:00:10:42
Prty Dsh
Duration:00:24:56
Sergeant Wuthck
Duration:00:04:16
The Zapper
Duration:00:10:15
Nature of the Fish
Duration:00:12:24
The Belvedere Master
Duration:00:08:00
Looking Forward to Nothing
Duration:00:08:00
The Age of Gift Shops
Duration:00:15:26
Historical Interlude
Duration:00:01:38
Snoodark’s Folly
Duration:00:10:04
Horntaggler
Duration:00:15:13
Piñata Room
Duration:00:09:26
A Murder
Duration:00:14:44
Zombie High Five
Duration:00:04:43
Unfathomable Jellymints
Duration:00:06:17
Immeasurable Emptiness
Duration:00:01:34
History
Duration:00:07:31
Future
Duration:00:03:45
Fix-it Fic
Duration:00:13:15
August Gets All the Apples
Duration:00:06:07
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:11