The Joint of No Return
Tom Sadira
"Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong!" #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLER
Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?
INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR FAR OUT CHRONICLES:
“★★★★★ Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles has restored the galaxy’s faith in Earth’s ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it, the Council would have demolished that dirty, backwater planet long ago.” — Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council
“★★★★★ The fast-paced, imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis, if ya know what I mean.” — Blek Ylp, custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system
Readers have compared the The Far Out Chronicles series to Douglas Adams ' Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Barry J. Hutchison's Space Team series, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Cline, John Scalzi, and James S.A.Corey.
Author - Tom Sadira.
Narrator - Michael Foster.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Location:
United States
Description:
"Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong!" #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLER Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law. He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined. Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit? More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up? INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR FAR OUT CHRONICLES: “★★★★★ Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles has restored the galaxy’s faith in Earth’s ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it, the Council would have demolished that dirty, backwater planet long ago.” — Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council “★★★★★ The fast-paced, imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis, if ya know what I mean.” — Blek Ylp, custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system Readers have compared the The Far Out Chronicles series to Douglas Adams ' Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Barry J. Hutchison's Space Team series, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Cline, John Scalzi, and James S.A.Corey. Author - Tom Sadira. Narrator - Michael Foster. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Language:
English
Chapter 1
Duration:00:00:16
Chapter 2
Duration:00:14:37
Chapter 3
Duration:00:28:10
Chapter 4
Duration:00:18:18
Chapter 5
Duration:00:12:48
Chapter 6
Duration:00:06:43
Chapter 7
Duration:00:13:02
Chapter 8
Duration:00:22:08
Chapter 9
Duration:00:18:00
Chapter 10
Duration:00:16:28
Chapter 11
Duration:00:30:29
Chapter 12
Duration:00:17:24
Chapter 13
Duration:00:07:37
Chapter 14
Duration:00:00:21