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Episode 1827 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:01:00) - Halloween candy dollar amount per host household (00:04:50) - Top news stories we aren’t covering but are covering very briefly (00:07:20) - Prince Andrew stripped of Prince title and moved into a bigger castle (00:17:15) - Detroit police officer shows up to video court hearing with no pants (00:23:20) - Band (Arts Fishing Club) brings grilling man on stage who threw hot dogs to crowd (00:28:15) - Albania had a topless state news station with hot chicks reading the news topless (00:35:40) - Sydney Sweeney wore a very sheer dress at Variety’s Women in Power event Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1826 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:30 1826 fun fact 00:05:33 Fat Bear Contest > Fat Squirrel Contest? 00:08:00 Gang raid in Rio leaves over 150 dead 00:16:00 The “Moflin” is the newest must-have emotional support robot 00:26:10 Massive jewelry heist in Queens neighborhood is leaving police stumped 00:32:15 MONEY & COOL STUFF: The FED lowers interest rates, the Saudis want to build a sky-high stadium & the New drone X Bat is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1825 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:22 Jamaica Hurricane Melissa Lands as a Cat 5 00:18:49 Crazy Indian man stabs two on plane with metal fork and slaps woman 00:23:43 Truck hauling monkeys with hep c, herpes and covid flipped over and the monkeys got out 00:32:46 Russian honeypot tactics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1824 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - New Predator looks pretty good and Mark loves the adult animated version (00:04:20) - Deaf Podcasting, Deaf Woman hit by Plane, and Homeless Encampment Attractions! (00:27:42) - Age of the Robots: Amazon Layoffs and Eating High Powered Magnets (00:35:05) - Albania announces that their AI Government Minister is now Pregnant with 83 Babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1823 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - RIP Nick Mangold (00:05:14) - Man in N@zi Uniform hits Girl with Beer Mug in Bar Patio Altercation (00:19:54) - Michigan Man brings Chainsaw to a Road Rage Fight, More French Museums Robbed and 2 Louvre Thieves Arrested, and Spain busts Enormous Patio Chair Theft Ring (00:33:03) - Tech Corner: Sex Warfare from Russia and China on Tech Nerds, First Nuclear Fusion Reactor Video Dropped, turning Sound into Light for Quantum Computing, "Panspermia" and the Alien Mothership coming?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1821 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:02:40) - Honey almost ate a full live chicken (00:04:30) - South Korean woman burns down entire apartment complex trying to kill cockroach (00:16:30) - Sexy female Mexican assassin with 1.4 million instagram followers arrested for years old cartel hit (00:24:20) - Bareknuckle FC undefeated fighter taunts opponent by incorrectly playing chess in between rounds (00:27:30) - Ocean City Maryland PD event swarmed with people who took up their offer to smoke weed for officer impairment training Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1820 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:22 Willy tried the new Sprite 00:07:29 Fake pubic hair panties are sold out and on waiting list 00:11:01 Thai man arrested for performing penis surgeries in the back of his 1990s Corolla 00:22:27 Dallas Dave Diwali fireworks causing toxic fumes 00:30:00 Woman in penis costume arrested at No Kings 00:39:45 Plane hit “space debris” over Utah 00:44:09 Bear breaks into zoo to chill with other bears Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1819 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:01:45) - Kash Patel gets shit for wishing everyone a Happy Diwali online (00:05:15) - Indian man pulls off one of the greatest publicity stunts of all time (00:11:40) - San Jose Sharks NHL team apologizes after displaying pro ICE message on jumbotron during Hispanic Heritage Night (00:22:20) - Mark’s boners (00:23:00) - Residents in India rush to collect debris that fell from sky, only to find out the horrible truth about what the rocks actually were (00:26:25) - The founders of Hooters are coming to the rescue to save the declining franchise (00:29:00) - TRENDZ: AWS Outage, Trump posts AI video of himself flying a fighter jet and dumping shit on No Kings protesters, Jayden Daniels is going to be OK (00:36:40) - Congressional staffer lights herself on fire in Uvalde, TX Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1818 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Now You See Me 3 is about to drop!! (00:05:40) - LIGHTNING ROUND: George Santos Pardoned, Shots Fired over the 405, FORMER Prince Andrew... Finally (00:20:45) - Poland Exempts Parents with 2 or More Kids from Taxes + Insanity at Marshall's (00:31:10) - Facts about 1818 + The Louvre Robbed for Royal Jewels in BROAD DAYLIGHT HEIST Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1816 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com/HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 Charlie Sheen is gay now 00:22:05 Do you even Nutmaxx? A Guide. 00:36:01 University Study proves the Chiefs received favorable refereeing from 2015-2023 00:46:47 Spanish town bans black cat adoptions over fear of Halloween Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1815 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Weekly Parlay that almost was... brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - Join our Community! (00:08:48) - Skims launches all new Bush Thongs featuring fake pubic hair (00:14:27) - OpenAI is getting ChatGPT into sex chatting with users (00:21:36) - Georgia Judge caught in comical DUI Fender Bender in Jacksonville Strip Club parking lot (00:31:04) - Molly Malone's Statue is under attack by tourists hands on her breasts Thank you for listening! But most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunting Squirrels With Your Bare Hands & Teeth | 10.14.25 Episode 1814 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 Syrian President tries to shoot his shot at CBS anchor Margaret Brennan during interview 00:07:00 Our parlay is in BIG trouble, we are morons 00:12:25 It is now legal to open carry your firearm at Publix Grocery stores in Florida 00:17:35 Hillary Clinton praises Trump for releasing hostages and posts a 50th wedding anniversary tribute to Bill, which draws comparisons of her to Sydney Sweeney 00:22:55 Tennis player claims he tested positive for meth because he kissed a girl who was on meth 00:31:00 What is real? Some of the best AI videos out right now 00:34:20 Texas man gets arrested for hunting squirrels with his bare hands and teeth Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1813 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 The boys are hitting two parlays this week in the NFL weekly parlay in our discord 00:08:55 Missing NASA probe lands in West Texas farm 00:13:25 Michigan luxury car heist ring valued at over 40 million busted 00:17:40 82-year-old Chinese woman ate 8 live frogs to relieve chronic back pain 00:24:20 Chinese traffic jam of over 24 hours of straight gridlock for the October holidays 00:31:15 New power couple Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry smooching on a yacht 00:35:30 LA restaurant Great White being accused of being racist Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1812 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:19 RFK Jr announces circumcision doubles chances of Autism 00:10:17 Turning Point USA Sets ‘All American Halftime Show’ in Protest of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 00:18:45 Man arrested for masturbating and mixing in his seamen with ice cream he sold 00:27:35 Grady Judd catches Florida man with a thermos shoved up his ass on his 26th arrest Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1811 brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Get in on the Weekly NFL Parlay at patreon.com/hardfactor (00:07:06) - The frenchman who started the Palisades fire in LA has allegedly been located in Florida (00:21:10) - Hassan Piker caught on video appearing to shock his dog to stay in place during Twitch stream (00:37:20) - Air Qatar is accused of killing vegan passenger with non-vegan meal (00:42:12) - Province in India is encouraging regular cattle urine consumption to improve health Thank you for listening! We love you, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1810 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 Join our Discord to get in on Pat’s new WEEKLY NFL PARLAY system that is sure to hit this year patreon.com/hardfactor 00:06:55 ICE & The National Guard are invading Chicago, and things are getting nuts 00:19:55 Trump and the Canadian Prime Minister are looking awfully chummy these days 00:24:00 Marineland animal park in Ontario is threatening to murder its THIRTY Beluga Whales if the Government doesn't step in to help save them 00:31:30 Black Swan gets evicted from an English pond after becoming too aggressive with the native White Swans 00:39:20 The Pope has blessed a giant block of ice to help the Earth’s environment 00:41:15 KY Man puts up spooky Halloween decorations, but they were actually just threats towards local officials Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1809 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Happy birthday to Wes’ Mom 00:05:50 Costco to begin selling Ozempic and Wegovy for half off 00:18:15 Scientists release a report that humans have a lot of alien DNA thanks to abductions 00:24:15 Good old-fashioned cigarette smuggling drone operation in Lithuania 00:28:20 Recall on Canadian thc pouch products Chillows for having way more mgs than advertised 00:32:15 20k bounty placed on man accused of cutting off sea lion's head in front of daughter Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1808 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com/HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 Mark Sanchez blacks out and gets stabbed 00:24:23 Update the NHS removed the benefits of marrying first cousin report after backlash 00:25:10 Update Diddy got 4 years 00:30:32 Viral app Neon goes dark after exposing everyone’s phone numbers and call details 00:35:18 Firefighter dumped 75 'possibly used' tampons on ex's lawn for dating new girl Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices