DeHuff Uncensored

Karen! A woman filed an HR complaint against her co-worker for not being invited to their wedding. McDonalds still claims Grimace is a taste bud. I still call B.S. Golf hole pooper in Norway is still on the loose. Which leads me to explain why Travis Kelce sucked in Happy Gilmore 2. Another green dildo made its way to the WNBA court, this time hitting Sophie Cunningham. I found out who is behind it. Broncos QB, Bo Nix is shedding some light on how he prepares for the season. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is a weird dude. ep. 808

Furious farmers in France have gone viral after they sprayed a mixture of feces and water on about 400 squatters. USDA is using Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver movie scenes to frighten wolves. Influencer Mariana Barutkina breaks spine while attempting the Nicki Minaj Stiletto challenge.Email-bag has listeners giving me a wrestler name. Due to injuries, Shedeur Sanders, who's sitting 4th on the depth chart for the Cleveland Browns, will get the start on Friday night against the Panthers.

"WWE: Unreal" is converting my family into wrestling fans. But, I’m having a hard time getting on the bandwagon. I do the worst Pat McAfee impression. Denmark zoo asks the public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators. A passenger was escorted off a Ryanair flight after he was caught allegedly vaping in the bathroom, resulting in a two-hour delay. Officials in Northern Yorkshire say a rat 'over 22 inches long from nose to tail' was discovered inside a home by pest control workers. An Ohio couple says that they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen over 30 years ago. Members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing in Alaska when their mascot, Buoy the sea troll, was charged by a grizzly bear.

You analyze my bizarre dreams. Smokey the Bear arrested a guy in Florida for stealing signs of - Smokey the Bear. Michael Jackson’s dirty stage sock sells for nearly $9K at French auction. Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania. Harry Caray seems concerned. Man was arrested for throwing a green dildo on the court of a WNBA game. Bills Mafia said, “What’s the big deal?”

Zombie clowns and geocaching. Radioactive wasps found at South Carolina nuclear facility. Woman's body odor can be relaxing to men. Bad coworker stories. ESPN fired Shannon Sharpe after he settled his sexual assault and battery lawsuit. Marvin Mims of the Denver Broncos spoke with the media and said exactly what you want to hear from a player.

You can buy Coors Light deodorant that you keep in the fridge. Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina. Shedeur Sanders is in NFL Hell with the Cleveland Browns. Especially when you hear from Jimmy Haslam. - FREE SHEDEUR!!! Travis Hunter allegedly nicknamed himself… the Unicorn.

A toddler bites a 3 foot cobra to death in India. Star Wars: A New Hope’ Stormtrooper helmet sold for $256k at auction. I bet I know why they bought it... Top chef fired for making an influencer cry. Society is falling. Malik Nabers of the New York Giants is not smart. Nick Wright is full of Broncos hate. - Who should I hate? Cortland Sutton got a big extension by Denver.

Plane catches fire at Denver International Airport, some passengers slide out with luggage, and one slid out with luggage and his kid - then fell. You can buy Chili's booth leather boots. Vermont engineer revives pay phones for free calls in areas with poor cell service. A Florida woman was caught trying to carry turtles through airport security in her bra. Marvel's $80 popcorn bucket sets a world record in Los Angeles. What would Americans do for $1m? I give an honest review of Fantastic Four: First Steps. Nikola Jokic's horse won a race, and he was overwhelmed with emotion. You can’t make a dog stop peeing in your yard. ep. 802

South Park took aim at Trump and Paramount. Don’t do this on a plane. Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourn died. Don’t go cheap on butt implants. Happy Gilmore 2 comes out on Netflix. Fantastic Four’s last chance at cinematic success. The Cleveland Browns revealed their new uniforms. Time for the Browns to change their name. Everyone is talking about the Washington Commanders to change back to the Redskins, but the Browns name sucks.

How did I end up in the emergency room last night? Humanoid robots in China can keep going and going. South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting canned for losing $40 million. Pat Surtain of the Denver Broncos is very optimistic about Bo Nix and the upcoming season.

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida! Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal. Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model. Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person ate it. The WNBA lost $40 million last year, and the players were wearing shirts that said “Pay us what you owe us” at the All-Star game. Do they really deserve to get paid more? Nikola Jokic is having a blast in China.

Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert exposed a CEO and his head of HR. Fresno police and fire responded to a body in a canal - turned out to be a sex doll. West Michigan woman finds dead mouse in Monster Energy drink… she drank the entire thing, then allegedly found it. Swingathon sex festival in England, dominates a small town for three days. Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned due to strip club findings. Some people like Dan Lebatard are still upset with Shane Gillis’ comedy at the ESPYs. Brazilian Steakhouse of horrors.

Fear mongering with your laundry. The largest piece of Mars ever found on Earth was sold for just over $5 million at an auction. And a Ceratosaurus nasicornis skeleton sold for way more!! South Korea has a place where you can be locked up in a fake prison, so you can clear your mind. Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs, and SGA, Shedeur Sanders, Bill Belichick, and Tush Push weren’t off-limits. Von Miller is signing with the Washington Commanders, not the Denver Broncos. The Colorado Rockies are not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

A French prisoner escaped prison via a duffel bag. Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany. Buccaneers will celebrate their 50th season with original 1976 uniforms in the home opener. Haters in Pittsburgh are burning Aaron Rodgers jerseys. Colorado lawyer Mike Sawaya apparently wears combat boots. Scrotox is a thing, and it’s disturbing. Humans most likely will go extinct from: - Nuclear war. - DNA manipulation - messing with crops that results in starvation -And/or creation or resurrection of species that will dominate us. - Aliens.

I let a “one-upper guy” beat me in a conversation. Even though I have stories involving John Elway, Ron Pearlman, Terrell Davis, Mark Schlereth, and others. Someone brought a weed cake to a potluck in New Zealand. Single ladies are stealing men’s lunches to try and get their attention. Passengers going from Cancun, Mexico to London, UK were left stranded for over 17 hours due to a couple smoking on board. Detroit woman booted from Zoom court hearing after making PB&J during call. Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season. Dick Monfort is the most hated owner in all of U.S. sports.

I had an encounter with a "Karen" as I was dealing with a bad case of the poop sweats. Chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, all in the name of fashion. University of Florida is trying combat the state's python problem with motorized rabbits. You're more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark. Denver Broncos WR Marvin Mims was on Sirius XM - NFL Radio to talk about the team having belief, and it's hunger. Robert Griffin III thinks Bo Nix was the most underrated QB in the NFL last season.

Meat sweats are a good thing. While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue. You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers. 44% of Americans won't show their feet in public. Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the media, and talked about their desire to win. Plus, who will be their starting QB? Leftovers from the Dick Monfort/Colorado Rockies conversation. What’s it going to take to get them to sell?

My interaction with Superman. I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat. The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water. TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening. Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling. Is the movie industry stuck in a “reboot” rut? If/when the NBA announces the next expansion team - it should be where? Seattle, Vegas, Mexico City, Kansas City, Vancouver, Louisville, Pittsburgh, or Montreal? Woody Paige brings up some solid points of lack of action when it comes to Dick Monfort and the Colorado Rockies. Former NHL enforcer, Nick Tarnasky beat the snot out of an idiot golfer.

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band, and they’re crushing it on Spotify. The worst boyfriend on the planet didn’t stop competing in a workout competition when his girlfriend passed out and needed medical attention. How would you handle a coworker stealing your lunch? Epstein, Musk, and Trump - oh my!

I saw Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson, and it was great. We find the silver linings in all of today’s headline news stories. A man’s BMW rolled off the ramp and smashed his junk. Chuck E. Cheese is creating arcades for adults and "lifelong fans" alike with the launch of Chuck's Arcade. Youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting naked and running the bases at a tournament in New York. Teacher - Alice Ashton from the UK was swigging from a water bottle full of orange liquid which smelled of alcohol and blaring music from her laptop during the health class. Joey Chestnut dominated Nathan's hotdog eating contest, again. I go through some of his food eating records.