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Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess loves her Bach-a-dise! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyat See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies! - Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving a lot of TOPKNOT energy! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shaun wants to talk some sense into Hakeem! - Jacquis was ready to lose his shit if Sam stayed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry thinks April will be a HOT commodity! - Doug thinks Jack may be the Cake Thrower! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to breakdown the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- FANTASY SUITES!! Farting Yoga! Panicked ziplines! Crocheted Lingerie! - Arden would say yes to a rose with Grant! ****WINK WINK*** -- Our friend Whitney loves a birthday as much as Arden! - Paul thinks there is an "I LOVE YOU" breakup line situation! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dracula and the Sentinel join Arden and KT$$ for a BANANAS episode breaking down Grant's WOMEN TELL ALL! Chubby Bunny! Cool 50 year olds hanging with the kids! Messy Palmer! - Arden reminds Jerry of her Throatmeal! - Gareth channels Substance Jesse! - Jerry thinks this season needs more shower scenes! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rookie Family of the Year Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers join Arden and the Production Team to break down HOMETOWNS on Grant's season of the Bachelor! Get Out! Chosen Family! The Olive Garden! - Arden is changing her name to Rita Myrin! - Randy thinks JulieAnna's Dad is Jim Pesci! - Jason can't believe Reese Withspork did not make it! - Daisy thinks Jesse is trapped in a Hell of his own making! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Bachelor Silverlake Producer Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SCOTLAND episode of Grant's Bach season! Kilts! Eyebrows! 1880's bows!! - Arden has a soft spot for Jesse Palmer! - Rob hopes Juliana's eyebrows make it to the finals! - Brendan thinks the Mormon church may throw a wrench in the plans of Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down the MADRID episode of Grant's season!! Matadoras! Soaking wet Bengee!! I'M A GIVER!!! - Arden thinks you shouldn't tell everything that is wrong with you right out of the gate! - Mary Lynn is the new Podcast Temptress! - Doug would like to know that a woman can flip him! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smith Sister Superstar Rachel Smith and comedian Paul Danke join Arden and the production team to talk about episode 3 of Grant's season! Off camera chaos! Lisa Vanderpump! It was BAILEY wasn't it?????!! - Arden learns she is a "forward eater"! - Rachel thinks Grant should not rely on income from "Party Girl" alone! - Paul breaks down what a man is thinking! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden and Dr. B.do a very special LIVE episode from the Gateway Theater at San Francisco Sketchfest! They are joined by Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers! Star Sightings! Kato Kalin! Boy in the Bubble! - Arden thinks Grant is funny without a prompter! - Jerry catches Arden in her Bachelor run and jump! - Doug wants to do Magic and scream "I GOT YOUR ASS!!!" - Jason finds Reese Witherfork! - Randy thinks Jesse has birthing hips! - Kate wants to do her Limo exit with her pet frog! - Dr. B is CHIC in her LL BEAN HUNNNNAYYYY!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down episode two of Grant's season! Dry Humping! Going to Da MALLLL! Teary influencers! - Arden LOVEEEEEEEES the mall but wants the Cinderella date for Alexe! - Jacquis wants Carolina to give him a call if it doesn't work out with Grant! - Shaun is ready and willing to fill in for Lauren Lapkus if and when she moves away! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor Silverlake EP Brendan Smith and our friend Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST BACHELOR PREMIERE OF ALL TIME! T-shirt cannons! Bottle Service! Linda the Llama! - Arden thinks Grant is the GOAT BACHELOR! - Brendan has been firing concert tees from Observatory on Bach Silverlake! - Whitney thinks Arden should ORDER THE SCALLOPS! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WYATR is BACK baybayyyy! Arden and the Production Team are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Jacquis Neal to pick the 2025 Bachelor Season Draft picks!! Sus Careers! Pumpkin Spice enthusiasts! A bevy of Jo Bros lovers! - Arden thinks the Bachelor Bio writer is hanging on by a thread! - Paget thinks there are a lot of ladies who want to be influencers! - Jacquis thinks Grant will want a lady that can hang with his friends! - Doug wants more specific fun facts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mini pod check in with Arden and Dr. Banana! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette! David Koresch Glasses! Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem! - Arden does not want to hear someone say they are unlovable if they just had two people declare their love! - Jacquis can only count to date TWO! - Rachel comes in the with the TEA about Zaddies Jordan and Marc! - Mike does NOT want Guy or Chock to give him the silent treatment! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's! Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of dating older dudes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.